He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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