One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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