you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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