my soul wont recognize me after tonight
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Randomize
