fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.