Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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