Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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