my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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