Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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