You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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