please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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