So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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