The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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