Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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