why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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