i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Can you bring me the toilet please
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
