We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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