i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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