Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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