i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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