dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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