you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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