am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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