the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.