thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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