I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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