The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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