he told me I talked like a deaf person
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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