in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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