You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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