I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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