Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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