I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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