No subtext here. People are naked.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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