yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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