Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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