biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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