i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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