I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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