We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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