if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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