My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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