Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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