Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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