i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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