i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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this hospital has no fireball
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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