Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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