I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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