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• (916): View more from California

  How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.

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  Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.

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  I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.

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• (516): View more from New York

  its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.

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  Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir

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  That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people

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• (207): View more from Maine

  is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?

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