Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry