so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
time to smoke my breakfast
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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