He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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