I think I died a long time ago.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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