haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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