She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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