I don't think brook has ever known best
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
How's work?
Spinning.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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