I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
either way he was missing a nipple.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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